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Lady G is now forever banned from the Yankees clubhouse, under orders from co-chairman Hal Steinbrenner himself, the New York Post is reporting.
Lady Gaga and two female friends attended the game against the Yankees cross town rivals, the New York Mets. The trio then somehow managed to get into the clubhouse without an official invite.
That was enough for Steinbrenner who reportedly said Gaga is never again to have access to the house that Ruth built.